NEW: Human-Sized OtterBoxes!

Ask and you shall receive! After years upon years of customers begging us to manufacture them, OtterBox has decided to come up with a line of human-sized boxes! Perfect for any outdoor adventurist, these huge cases come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium and Large. To find out what size OtterBox fits YOU, simply get together your height and weight! OtterBox.com will have a web page where you can submit your information to find out which size will fit your body type the best.

"Tents are OLD-SCHOOL", says OtterBox Product Development Manager Jeffrey Johnston. "The most important thing to everyone is their BODY, and rightly so. You only get ONE! Why not take every possible measure to protect it properly?" Johnston says these cases were developed SPECIFICALLY for outdoor enthusiasts. According to Johnston, these human-sized OtterBoxes should be available to the public by Summer of 2010. "We are testing and trying to make sure that these cases can withstand ANY kind of weather. Be it thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes...what have you. In order to do so we are engaging in some field-testing of our own. Our Quality Assurance Specialists have been coming back from their trips with awesome feedback for the designing Engineers."

These revolutionary human-sized OtterBoxes are fully waterproof, sand-proof, dust-proof, dirt-proof and...THEY FLOAT! Included with the case is a free dolly, so you can transport your outdoor home with ease. Also, WHO NEEDS A THERMAREST? The foam/rubber padded inside is soft and extremely comfortable- making sleeping outside a breeze. Another included accessory is the removeable lanyard. Worried about suffocation? Don't! These boxes have vents that allow air to enter/escape, while keeping water molecules OUT of the box. Take your adventures out into the backcountry and see just how bomb-proof these enclosures really are. Coming SUMMER 2010.